AGE: 23 |
HOME TOWN: Hafilax |
MARITAL STATUS: Not Married (debateable) |
BAND: The Beatles, Sloan, Dave Matthews Band, Weezer, SUM41 |
CANADIAN BAND: Sloan, SUM41 |
CDS: Any Beatles CD, Californication (RHCP), anything by Weezer |
TV SHOW: Law and Order, Les Simpsons, Teddy Ruxpin |
MOVIE: Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, The Matrix, |
FOOD: Bagels, perfectly made turkey sandwiches, Cheeseburgers, Tortellini |
DRINK: Large quantities of anything...except tonic water...water my ass!!! |
SPORT: Soccer, Volleyball, Basketball and Scuba Diving, Ping-Pong...and I will challenge anybody to a game. |
Favorite Lyrics: "When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl Then she put me in my place If everyone's a little queer How can't she be a little straight?." Rivers Cuomo
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HOBBIES: Playing guitar, writing songs, a little footy |
DISLIKES: People who can't tell you the truth, mosquitos |
KNOWN FOR: Wearing sexy black grandpa socks, Yelling when drunk (or sober), pure hilarity ie. Homer (monocle) Simpson |
WEIRD HABITS: Only ever eating the foods mentioned on this page |
NEMESIS: Bacon sandwiches("That's disgusting") |
1) Can eat as many cheeseburgers as you can pay for and has done it plenty of times.
2) Thinks that fleece pants are “the shit”.
3) Considers cheese slices their own food group.
4) Will not wear V-necks....at all....ever.
5) Strikes fear into the hearts of soccer goalies everywhere.
"Easy guys, I put my pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time...except once my pants are on I make gold records " Christopher Walkin as Bruce Dickenson-SNL